It doesn’t matter if you made your costume yourself or snagged a last-minute deal online—it’s time to share your Halloween look for 2023. Try posing next to your nicely painted (or carved) pumpkin, holding a caramel apple, or surrounded by spooky decorations. And don’t forget to take group or couple pictures with your best buddies or your special someone.
If you used up all your creative ideas on your costume and can’t think of a catchy thing to say, no worries. We’ve got you covered with over 100 of the best Halloween Instagram Captions. Just pick your best photo, choose a saying from our list, and watch the likes come in! And if you’re still looking for more Halloween Instagram Captions, check out these funny Halloween puns.
Captions to Show Off Your Halloween Decorations
- Maximum pumpkin mode will be activated in 3… 2… 1…
- So… how soon is too soon? Asking for a friend. [Use this caption for ultra-early pumpkin and Halloween displays.]
- If buying the whole pumpkin patch is wrong, we don’t want to be right.
- SPoOkY sEaSoN iS hErE
- Stoop status: 100% ready for spooky season.
Funny Captions
- Felt spooky. Might delete later.
- Got a ticket. Forgot to renew my haunting license.
- Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
- I’ve got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
- Watch out, vampires. I’m a thirst trap.
- Deja-boo. Look who I ran into again!
- I won’t sugarcoat it: Give me candy.
- There’s something about Halloween that just raises my spirit. Or should I say kills it.
- You know what they say: Trick or treat yo’self.
- Resting witch face
- Halloween: The only holiday where it’s best if you come as you aren’t!
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- Simply eerie-sistible.
- Too ghoul for school
- Creepin’ it real!
- Hot ghoul Halloween
- Fangs for the memories.
- Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
- I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
- I’m a haunt mess.
- Bugs and hisses, witches!
- This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
- So I creep.
- Only bad witches can drive stick.
- Eat, drink, and be scary!
- Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
- Swish swish, witch.
- You look better with the mask on.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Had a spooktacular night!
- Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Hocus Pocus and chill?
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- You make me batty.
- You better work, witch.
- Ghouls just wanna have fun.
- Don’t make me get the flying monkeys!
- Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy
Cute Halloween Captions
- Too cute to spook
- Ghostess with the mostess
- Looking fa-boo-lous.
- HalloQueen
- A better costume than me? That’s just witchful thinking.
- Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!
- Howl you doin’ good lookin’?
- Pick your poison.
- Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.
- Psst… This isn’t a costume.
- He’s a handsome little devil.
- Let’s get spooky.
- Happy Halloween to all!
- Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
- No tricks, just treats!
- This is where the magic happens.
- Double, double toil and trouble!
- Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
- Something wicked this way comes.
- Creature feature.
- Hey, boo-tiful.
- I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.
- This witch likes wine.
- Keep calm and scare on.
- New face, who ‘dis?
- Mischief managed.
- Caution! Black cat crossing.
- Mons-terrific.
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Having a bloody good time.
- Bad to the bone.
- Have a fang-tastic night!
- Be witched!
- Extreme makeover.
- Hey, pumpkin!
- Life is gourd. Eat, drink, and be scary.
- Too gourd to be true.
- Sweet like candy.
Captions Inspired by Movies and Songs
- “I, myself, am strange and unusual.” — Beetlejuice
- “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Hocus Pocus
- “Being normal is vastly overrated.” — Halloweentown
- “Wanna play?” — Child’s Play
- “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice
- “I’m a mouse, duh.” — Mean Girls
- “You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!” — The Addams Family
- “Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.”— Beetlejuice
- “Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.” —A play on Regina George’s iconic line in Mean Girls
- “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- “Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
- “Double, double, toil and trouble.” —Macbeth
- “We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho
- “We’re all monsters living in a dream. So you be you and I’ll still be happy, forever Halloween.” —The Maine
- “Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
Captions for Couple
- My ride or die.
- I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
- He’s trapped in my web.
- She’s got me under her spell.
- I found the best pumpkin in the patch.
- I only have (pumpkin) pies for you.
- Did we say till death do us part? Doesn’t seem long enough.
- I will never ghost you.
- You’re just my blood type. (vampire)
- He’s a pain in the neck sometimes, but I love him anyway. (vampire)
- I’m a sucker for you. (vampire)
- Love at first bite. (vampire/zombie/werewolf)
- I would have said “I love you” sooner, but I didn’t have the guts. (skeleton)
- Thanks for always creepin’ it real with me.
- Always a bloody good time with you.
- Hey Boo-tiful.
- I’d bone you.
- You make me batty.
- I’m batty about you.
- You’re a zombabe.
- We’re all boo’d up.
- You’re the treat to my trick.
- Just call us the HalloQueen and PumKing.
- The Jack to my Sally.
- Just chilling with my Boo 👻.